harvard

head, fellacio,oral sex from a woman

shorty gives the greatest harvard eva my dude!

by kingswearcrowns May 14, 2007

harvard

where lil pump, ghostwriter for tupac, was supposed to go, until he decided to drop out and take his rap career more seriously. ESKEETIT

ayyo is lil pump i wus suposse go to harvard but i wanted to take my music more seriously

by toastedsloth October 25, 2017

harvard

The Berkeley of the East.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Harvard.
Jamal: I knew you couldn't cut it at Berkeley.

by Jamal Clifford September 15, 2005

harvard

Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.

-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard?
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.

see: penis, dicks

by lol smiley face(: December 03, 2010

harvard

The Duke University of the North.

"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."

by shanetaylorwilson October 19, 2016

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

by mash92587 October 15, 2006

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022