harrelsonian

This adjective is used to describe one who has a ridiculously negative opinion of something of obvious quality and merit. It may also be used to describe the opinion itself.

The noun, "harrelsonia", refers to the sickness that one develops upon having repeated harrelsonian opinions.

Gamer MH: "I'm a Metal Gear fan, but I couldn't stand Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes for the Gamecube. Loved the original version on the PS1, but I just couldn't stand how much more superior the Gamecube version was to the PS1 version. The new, updated graphics and improved controls just aren't for me because I hate things like that."

Gamer JF: "Wow, Gamer MH, how harrelsonian of you to say that."

Or, for the noun:

Gamer JF: "My good friend Gamer ML, I'm afraid that something is seriously wrong with Gamer MH...his opinions...unnatural these days."

Gamer ML: "Hmmm, interesting statement, Gamer JF. I've noticed it too. It appears we must admit him for treatment before the harrelsonia spreads."

by J. F. April 7, 2008

harpell

An ungodly consumer of everything alcoholic.

That guy wishes he could drink to Harpellian levels.

by The Beezle January 8, 2010

Hawk Harrelson

The Chicago White Sox TV Announcer. He IS the greatest baseball announcer out there. He is legendary for his calls of , "You can put it on the board-YES!", "He Gone!" and "Ducksnort"

"Konerko hits it deep. stretch. He looks up, YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD-YES!!!!"

HE GONE! Thats the 12th strikeout for Mark Buehrle."

by R.W. April 23, 2005

HARRELSON

Verb: Not doing the laundry....ever

"Fuck laundry.I'm pulling a Harrelson"

by TDlap February 2, 2012

Horrell

A man who enjoys sniffing his finger after wiping is ass. Can often be found discussing baseball with Arnold in the stall next to him or throwing ice on unsuspecting people as they poo.

I like to find out of the way bathrooms to shit in so i don't get a Horrell pulled on me.

by Bueller January 16, 2004

harrall

Official police term for a bumrape. Derived from the words harassment and anal.

'Crickey Simon, did you see that poor young man down at the station?'

'Terrible. Worst case of harrall I've ever seen.'

by (^o^) August 5, 2012

Horrell'd

1) Horrelling is when a younger guy, spiteful or not, points out that a woman present is older then themselves causing the woman to flip her shit, followed by awkward silences and/or despair.

eg.

Male: "Holy crap! Your smokin HOT!...How old are you?"

Fly Girl: "I'm 25."

Male: " Oh shit, that's OLD!"

Fly Girl: "You Horrell'd me...Screw you, How dare you... go back to the sandbox Jr!"

by Kittylovinistheway November 29, 2011