Ed hardy

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.
Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.
by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009
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JEFF HARDY

my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way
when he jumped of the 20 foot ladder that was intence
by samantha February 4, 2004
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party hardy

To go out partying and celebrate until you pass out, wake up naked, find that you are wearing someone else's underpants, and discover that someone has used your body as a canvas for their artistic lipstick drawings.
"I just cashed my tax refund check and we're gonna party hardy!"
by Max Starr December 31, 2009
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Bacardi-hardi

1) When drinking Bacardi, a man gets an erection, or a "bacardi-hardi."

2) Holding a bottle of Bacardi in front of the crotch area as to mimic an erected penis.
Dude, I totally got a bacardi-hardi goin'!
by J-Bird Spice December 14, 2010
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Fred Hardy

A person who wears generic brand versions of graphic t-shirts similar to those of Ed Hardy. Often worn by cheap guidos.
Hey look at Fred Hardy over there with his t-hirt from target
by Hanoian17 August 13, 2009
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emma hardie

A blonde girl who takes mad phat wops in school with her friends and only where's lulu leggings. She also writes on her all white shoes. Everyone loves to "party with hardie" on the weekends! She's super funny and loves those upper classmen boys;)
Person: hey cool shoes

Emma hardie: thanks I WrOtE oN tHeM!!
Person: nice, wanna go to the bathroom
Emma hardie: YEAHHH BRO I GOTTA A FULL MANGO ON ME
Person: yess bro lets go take some phat wops
by wop master Kenny April 28, 2019
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ED HARDY

A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.
NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping."

MUSCULAR TATTED OUT ACTOR WANNABE LOSER BOYFRIEND WITH HIDEOUSLY SPIKED HAIR:"Kewl! let's go down on Melrose.
I need a new ED HARDY tee."
by L.MARTIN December 29, 2007
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