twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.

1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.

by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010

Harness Jack

To jack off while parachuting.

Bob: Hey dude, lets harness jack!
Jim: Alright!!

by Moskau September 23, 2005

harness cock

Harness cock is when you wear tight pants or a harness and your cock bulges like no other

"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."

"Ethan what is up with your dick?"
"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."

by troutman55 March 5, 2015

Charlie Harness

An item of underwear typically a leather thong not unlike a jockstrap.

It provides support for one's testicles while not restricting movement of the gentleman's penis.

"Damn, this charlie harness is riding my crack like a jockey!"

by Charlie "The Harness" November 9, 2012

Jermaine Harkness

1. One who is blessed with exceptional looks, talent, and love making ability.

2. To have a large tool.

3. To be seen as perfect.

4. Not an average black person.

1.Sexy as hell

2.Get all the hoes

3.Great love making ability

Damn jermaine fine as hell need to get in my guts

Jermaine Harkness is the best thing that ever happened to me. He is perfect in every way

by Think I’m lying, go find him June 17, 2019

ollie harness

A very handsome boy, he's always willing to help anyone and puts others before himself. He's very passionate and driven and works hard. He is sexy but also cute. If you find ollie harness and he becomes part of your life, consider yourself lucky as you'll never find anyone as amazing as him. He will help and support you through everything and i love him. He eats lot but is still fit as a fiddle and is very muscly. He is one in a million. He may be shy at first but he has a great personality and once you get to know him he is very sweet. He will always go the extra mile for anyone he cares about.

'Who's your boyfriend?'

'Ollie harness, he's very sexy.'

by rarhrahrah January 2, 2021

Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake

That bloke is a rite arse harness

by Arse harness March 4, 2021