Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

fucks hard

Used in when describing a “buddy guy” that is in the action of doing something totally rad. Like rippn down Hamilton with your piece of shit rice burner engine mod.

“That guy fucks hard “

by Mr.Millennium March 25, 2019

fucks hard

when someone is shitfaced trying to say something's cool and or hot.

guy 1: so what did you think of the new smash trailer

guy 2: yeah it fucks hard

guy 1: w-what?

by gamer words July 23, 2021

shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard

This shit fucks hard

by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022

Hardfuck

Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree of a person noted for special achievement in a particular field.

Dude1 who displayed great achievement in an activity: Hey man, I said the most romantic thing to a girl. She absolutely loves that shit.

Dude2 response: Man, you're such a hardfuck!

by Ling Ding Ching August 13, 2011