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hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.
Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.
by Rhonous July 22, 2018
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handminton

Game popularised amongst poorer communites similar to badminton. Played with a hand instead of a racket. The same rules apply as to badminton, with the exception that the shuttlecock is hit by the palm of the hand. Generally accepted as requiring greater skill, speed and agility than that of badminton.
Timmy burst the shuttlecock out of it with the power of his mutated larger left hand. His opponent leaped to the air to return the serve but missed and fell to the ground. Observers commented that it was the best game of handminton they had seen in years.
by puddleglum June 12, 2009
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Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.
Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"
by Lingin May 5, 2010
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Hanami

A party under a tree, undoubtedly the height of cool. Also a name.
"p a r t y u n d e r a t r e e"
"yes? and im called Hanami thanks"
by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020
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hanul

a hanul (girl) is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever come across. she is a beauty on the inside and out. she is smart even if she denies it, and will love you more if you tell her that she is. she is flirtatious but she only has eyes on one person. she also loves helping people out and is not afraid to show her real self to you which is probably why a lot of guys like her.
(person 1): "oh-em-gee! did you see what that girl is wearing? she's so pretty! I also heard that she gets straight A's, is that true?"
(person 2): "of course she's pretty and smart, that's hanul!"
by ash8101 December 15, 2020
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Teruteru Hanamura

Just remember, his senses are open y’know
Teruteru Hanamura - You liek muscular men
by Terusoda October 17, 2021
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hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.
So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"
by Jason_98 September 15, 2006
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