Hanson Hater 

A moronic person who not only hates Hanson, but goes out of their way to bash them as much as possible; some one who is so close minded about the band that they have to announce how much they hate the band to everyone they meet; opposite of a fanson

Moronic person: Man, Hanson is nothing but an EPIC FAIL.

True blue fanson: You need get your head out of 1997, sweet heart. Don't be such a Hanson hater.

Hanson Hater by Fansonette Rox February 17, 2010

Hanson Lok 

Hanson you can say is the step back god who scores magnificent step backs. He also is a nutmeg god where he usually nutmegs Ka ming.

Oh this kid just performed a spectacular Hanson Lok!!!!!!

Hanson Lok by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

hanson clan 

the greatest band mankind has ever had the privilege to experience

the hanson clan will practice today

hanson clan by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Hanson bomb 

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

Hanson bomb by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007

Hanson Hat Trick 

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.

Hanson Hat Trick by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010

hanson is murder

hanson is murder is also known as him, which is a love metal band that is bloody awesome

hanson is murder is also known as him, a band that does such kick ass songs as circle of fear, gone with the sin, sweet 666 XD they all f*cking rule

hanson is murder by fromaster January 3, 2006

Hanson's law 

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.

Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."

Hanson's law by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005