handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005

Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster

I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks

by HundredC September 28, 2020

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 2, 2015

Tim Hansen

A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen

Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community

Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen

by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019

Jeremy Hansen

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"

1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen

by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010

Lloyd Hansen

The #1 unhinged stache daddy

Lila: "I'm so excited for The Gray Man to come out"
Amelia: "Me too! Chris Evans as Lloyd Hansen does something to me"
Lila: "It's definitely the mustache"

by isabelle222 May 13, 2022