v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.
Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
by Paganwolf74 August 10, 2005
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.
No thanks
No thanks
by HundredC September 29, 2020
by wacklers April 3, 2015
I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.
by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 23, 2022
A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen
Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community
Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen
Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen
by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019
If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"
1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
by UrbanBourbon127 February 5, 2010
he's so fucking awesome
by girllover102 March 4, 2022