Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 3, 2015

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020