hans

a sexy beast with no hair, gets all the bitches in school and ur mom thinks hes cool, if let loose he will bang all the moms

guy 1: ay man i cant get no girls around town whats wrong
guy 2: sorry but a guy named hans in town

by the ultimate bozo November 15, 2021

Hans

Library-dwelling entity, dad fashion, zones out to sadboi music, unique humor and music taste.

1.Hans has the best spotify playlist, I should get his spotify blend.
2. Dang, Hans' humor is so funny, gotta dm him.
3. Damn library goblin Hans has been in the library this whole week, man needs a break -w-.

by Candeez November 20, 2021

Hans

Who ?

" I don't know any Hans "

" Hans who ? "

" I don't know man "

by Mistermalaise November 25, 2021

Hans

Hans can but used as a substitute name for names liek James , max , miles , Henry.

Person : Oh my god I hate… Oo wait i forgor this persons name

Person 2: just call them hans

* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟

by Jumbo party lemon December 7, 2021

Hans

if this is ur name ur a big bully

Hans is a big bully

by Miss Beg March 19, 2022

Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

Hans

A hot boy who is ssoo hot he is too hot to be looked at. He is of pure energy. He fun, crazy and awesome.

Oh how I want a Hans

by DEEZE BOIz April 3, 2022