A role that was FIRST offered to Jojo but she declined it because she wasn't looking to entertain the 8-year-old-giddy-girl audience. Although she would've made a fortune and smarter decisions than that idiotic Miley, I still think that Jojo is awesome.
Child: I like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana! They're both one person! She's so sneakeh!! :O
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!
by Dunosaurus August 10, 2008
"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"
by Colonoscopy Colin September 23, 2009
a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.
hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.
hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.
all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "
person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "
person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "
by woaah09 August 4, 2009
Another word for "the devil."
by Woo!!!! April 13, 2009
A Really Bad singer that thinks she is cool and popular but she is not, she is only liked by stupid 5 year olds! She is also a whore/slut. And Thinks that she is friends with the jonas brothers but is not cause she should be in a strait jacket as Joe Jonas said. And Nick is dating Selena now he will never marry you. Get over yourself!
by HannahWalsh1 August 16, 2008
A horrible Disney Channel show.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD July 21, 2006
A Disney Channel Original Series (DCOS) starring Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart and her dad (Billy Ray Cyrus)who plays Robbie Ray Stewart. Miley stars as the main character, a middle school girl who has the secret life as a pop star known to the world as Hannah Montana. Her friends, Lilly: an excentric blond (played by Emily Osment) and Oliver: a Hannah obsessed boy (played by Mitchell Musso) are the only people in school who know her secret, other then her dad and her older brother Jackson (Jason Earles)!
by Jackson Maxson November 11, 2006