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Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010
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Harminept

When someone you are singing with, either acapella, or accompanied, cannot for the life of them stick to their part! They continuously switch to the other part, thus making them "Harmoniously Innept." "Harminept"
You will have to imagine, or be exposed to this in action....it's painful to say the least. "I wish Steve could stick to his singing part when we harmonize. He always jumps up or down to mine. He must be Harminept."
by Drew Howitt August 18, 2007
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Fat hominem

When someone starts losing an argument against someone who is over the average weight so they resort to a statement alluding to that persons weight Characteristics as a form of insult.
Overweight person: "You're argument is invalid because of X"
Person 2: "You're fat"
Overweight person: "Nice Fat hominem"
by Spicyspicymeatball123 March 16, 2021
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Hamknee

Anyone inherently annoying who tries very, very, very hard to present a certain image, especially "sceneness" or "being scene" (i.e. neon colors, having terrible taste in music but not being fully aware of that, liking things that are ironic; a hipster without any actual street cred who cares too much)

A hamknee is the next level in terms of scene; a hamknee is a scenester who cares more than most other scenesters, rising above the ranks of mildly irritating to a full on rash of vexation.
"This crazy hamknee came up to me trying to start a conversation about that shite band The Maine."
by Cinnamon_Stix36 May 26, 2009
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Haineault

Verb. To ignore someone by text message despite the fact that you are in the middle of a conversation OR were the one to start the conversation OR both. Named after famous Canadian engineer Rob Haineault.
I was texting her about the weekend when she Haineault'd me. So frustrating!
by funasauras rex October 2, 2010
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Hamie

Hey hamie what are up to?
Nothing much.
by Bubonic plague holder69 May 29, 2018
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haine

La Haine - A French film looking at the goings on in a Paris suburban ghetto (starring Vincent Cassel, Hubert Koundé and Saïd Taghmaoui).
by brendan May 31, 2004
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