October 31st. While this holiday was meant for little kids to walk around and get candy, it is also used as an excuse for everyone else to get trashed and for girls to dress up in costumes that barely cover their bodies.
”In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”
Cady Heron, Mean Girls (2004)
Cady Heron, Mean Girls (2004)
by justanotheramerican November 02, 2011
Halloween is amazing
by bluuskkye77 September 26, 2018
Halloween: that time of the year when the weather gets miserable, Christmas is too far away and summer is nothing but a distant memory, because winter is going to be fucking long. So you might as well get excited about getting drunk in some stupid costume.
Girl 1: I'm so bored and I hate this weather.
Girl 2: It's Halloween, let's get some slutty costumes and go party!
Girl 2: It's Halloween, let's get some slutty costumes and go party!
by CatB18 October 10, 2019
"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.
Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
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