A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
The act of killing the main Protagonist You before the game ends, sometimes in the beginning, or middle of the game story line.
Guy 1: Oh my god it did it again!
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
by Dr.Sigma {Σ} July 19, 2016
Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester March 23, 2018
A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 19, 2010
Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .
by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020
Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL February 11, 2018
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 03, 2021