Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

Hairline Diabetic

A havin ass, lookin ass, type 3 in toes

“SUCH A HAIRLINE DIABETIC”

by Havin arse July 10, 2018

Trey hairline

A hair line looks like a fadder and plays temple run all day

Trey hairline looks like lebron james on 2k

by Trey asscrack May 11, 2015

Receding Hairline

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

by Harribalsach September 16, 2015

mcdonald's hairline

Word that means someone's hairline is wavy like the McDonald's logo

That dude got a McDonald's hairline

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 15, 2017

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 09, 2017

neandrathal hairline

A hairline that appears much lower on the forehead than the average hairline. The opposite of a receding hairline.....a "proceeding" hairline, if you will.

Guy "A"- Did you see that hairy chick's

neandrathal hairline?

Guy "B"- Her hairline almost touched her unibrow. I think

we just saw the missing link.

by redroxx50 March 05, 2012