Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Isak Hairless

One of natures greatest feats. A being solely build up with awesomeness, jawline and most importantly... No hair

Person 1: Duuuude look over there! Theres a bald man
Person 2: Omg dude, that's ISAK HAIRLESS! THE UPGRADED VERSION OF THE GREAT ISAK!
Person 1: Bro what ☠️

by King Edelred the Great May 23, 2023

Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President. As she can be seen in public places lifting her skirt yelling, "look I'm Hairless."

I saw Kamala Hairless lifting her skirt.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President (Kamala Harris) as she often stand at the podium and spews crap out of her mouth while lifting her skirt yelling look I'm Hairless.

Look it's Kamala Hairless, she has no bush.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Mi Hairless Ben

(1) Hairless talking Ben.
(2) A religion in which you donate items daily.

Guy 1: "oh shit we forgot to donate to mi Hairless Ben"
Guy 2: "dang"

by Clovercantspell April 4, 2025