Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), Sketchy, Shit

Usualy Used By Moshers Since The Release Of The Bam Margera Film Of The Same Name

Mosher One: What Do You Think Of That Car
Mosher Two: That Is F**King Haggard

by 2912Clover January 7, 2006

haggard

to be ugly, gross.
newer connotation, is not usually used in the sense of the dictionary definition -- more of a common insult

that girl is so haggard, look at those buck teeth!

by mlk316 October 30, 2007

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009

Haggard

1. An underground film directed by MTV's Bam Margera. Based off the real life events that occured during Ryan Dunn's rocky relationship with an ex. Ryan Dunn, with help from friends Falcone (played by Brandon Dicamillo, Viva La Bam) and Valo (played by Bam Margera), follows his promiscuous girlfriend Glauren around as she shacks up with rocker Hellboy (played by Rake Yohn, Viva La Bam) and other men during her frequent dalliances.

2. Tore up

1. "Did you know in the film Haggard, Brandon Novak's character Dooley was also the name of Novak's real life dealer in Baltimore?"

2. "Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm about to get towed through these haggard ass corn fields and get annihilated."

by jdogg01 April 17, 2006

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009