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The sarcastic, obnoxious, flame-topped, highly entertaining villian featured in Disney's 35th masterpiece: Hercules (1997)
*Voice by the magnificent James Woods
Most likely one of the best villians Disney has ever come up with because of his unexpected personalitly and awesome character...Hades rules and we all know it....badda bing!
*Voice by the magnificent James Woods
Most likely one of the best villians Disney has ever come up with because of his unexpected personalitly and awesome character...Hades rules and we all know it....badda bing!
by Hades October 17, 2004
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Rob:I got this hot bitch coming over
Joe:Shit you better clean up and whip out those Display Hanes
by Joe Scumabg September 25, 2005
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by SkipperJones March 14, 2009
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I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Man, you sure are a harness-man
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