he's hacking

Something a 12 year old kid playing fortnite says when he dies to a better player.

Timmy dies to his friend
Timmy: "he's hacking dude he literally aimbotted me through my builds!"
his friend: "bruh you suck thats why you died bot"

by masterkiddoedwdsa123 November 6, 2020

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

heckering

When you proceed to drink so much you start making up new words.

Oh crap, he's heckering right now.. just made up some word called kipe.

by NrdPmp November 3, 2013

Hatering

The act of one man thrusting his penis into another man's penis.

Can also be used as 'hatered'.

Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"

Jon: "What the fuck?"

Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"

Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."

by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021