haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009

haajarah

A sweet kind funny girl who makes you laugh until you cry.

Look at her shes like a haajarah

by littlemixdiva November 22, 2014

Haggard

1. An underground film directed by MTV's Bam Margera. Based off the real life events that occured during Ryan Dunn's rocky relationship with an ex. Ryan Dunn, with help from friends Falcone (played by Brandon Dicamillo, Viva La Bam) and Valo (played by Bam Margera), follows his promiscuous girlfriend Glauren around as she shacks up with rocker Hellboy (played by Rake Yohn, Viva La Bam) and other men during her frequent dalliances.

2. Tore up

1. "Did you know in the film Haggard, Brandon Novak's character Dooley was also the name of Novak's real life dealer in Baltimore?"

2. "Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm about to get towed through these haggard ass corn fields and get annihilated."

by jdogg01 April 17, 2006

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

hagar

Completely, unapologetically awesome, but with a hint of the absurd.

"Jeff's new surfboard is totally hagar."

"I saw this Garfield piggybank at the flea market. It was pretty hagar, but not worth six bucks."

"That clown you hired for Kelly's birthday party was absolutely hagar, dude."

by Jaina August 12, 2008

Hagar

A sexy jewish girl that could kick your ass at the drop of a hat.

Hagar is such a BAMF

by Just some loser November 22, 2011

haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005