im a hotty

a concieted person

did you see that, im a hotty?

by gahh_nikk July 7, 2008

Taco Bell Hotty

A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.

Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?

by Nekst Level March 30, 2009

Thumbnail Hotty

A girl that looks seriously hot in their thumbnail pic on social networking sites facebook and twitter. Click them and the horrible truth is discovered.

She may be a spotty fat bitch but she makes a great thumbnail hotty

by BongoFlex August 26, 2010

hotter than blue blazes

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside

Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

horny hottie

A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.

Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.

by YoungWrapper May 4, 2017

Hottie Thottie

A hottie thottie is an individual,most commonly a female that is really hot.They are also a thot which gives them a bad reputation.

Mike; Dayum,that girl is a hottie

Jerry; Too bad she's a hottie thottie

by HomeboiYeet June 23, 2018