Louisiana hotpocket

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009

Alabama hotpot

During sexual intercouse, either pre-planned or an impromtu act of passion,the male lays a massive turd into the pussy. Either directly or through a medium; but either way the poo goes into the vagina. The male then proceeds to continue penetrating the vagina, with the turd in situ.

'Last night got messy, when she wasn't watching I gave that bitch an Alabama hotpot'

'I had to wash my sheets this morning, i took my girlfriend alabama, she ordered the local special; an alabama hot pot'

by Theicebergmerchant February 19, 2009

vegetarian hotplate

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!

Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"

by lemonpartynars! October 13, 2007

kraft dinner hotpot

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.

Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver March 12, 2011

Hotplate full of Spaghetti O's

A fully packed un-hit bowl

Bro come on over, I've got a hotplate full of spaghetti o's just waiting to be smoked!

by Them spaghettis February 6, 2010

eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

42 hotpocket

the act of shitting into someone's asshole and then fucking it, named after (and allegedly practised by) "The 42 Crew", the legendary gay cruising society reputed to operate in the toilets of Trinity College Dublin.

Myles's sofa was in a shocking state this morning coz he gave Colm a 42 hotpocket on it last night.

by douche#9 February 10, 2008