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Hori-bility

the level of hori something will/can be.
if something is maximum horibility, it is likely that a non-hori would die.
That cuzzie would swim in a sewer drain if it was full, i dunno if hes very reliable when it comes to counting hori-bility
by kaatito December 26, 2024
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Hori

A derogatory word used against maori people usually, originated from New Zealand colonization now used to define a poor, hood-rat type person; Usually required to be Maori to fit under the term.
Nate: Eya, why is he wearing his jandals like that?

Jake: Ignore him, he's just a hori.
by thatnatesbonkco July 17, 2024
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hori

kyoko hori or hori for short, is the main character of the high school anime show ' horimiya ' . her boyfriend is izumi miyamura and theyre both so hot u cant argue w/ that
person 1 : "omg have u seen kyoko hori ? shes so cute "

person 2 : " i literally hate miyamura sm "
by myahsz November 30, 2021
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Hori

dude 1: did you hear about syl’s wife?
dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
by gbyfvb November 9, 2025
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carlotta (hori)

carlotta (hori)
dude 1: did you hear about syl’s wife?

dude 2: Hori? Yeah, she’s the gayest person that i’ve ever meet
by gbyfvb November 9, 2025
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Hori McGory

A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.

He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”

“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”

“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025
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