hipocrite

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.

1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!

by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Hippiecrit

A child of the 1960's who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.

A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.

by 1Viking April 13, 2009

hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012

hippiecrit

One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.

Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!

by Somewhere in Michigan August 17, 2007

Hippocrocomoo

A Hippocrocomoo is a name for a person, male or female, who is a) overweight like a hippo b) has unfortunate features like a crocodile and c) has the characteristics of a moo cow

Hippocrocomoo: Use your imagination!

by i wear a bib May 14, 2010

Hillocrite

The act of being hypocrical. Saying what people want to hear but not meaning a word of it. When your actions contradict everything you say.

You were a total hillocrite last night when you lectured everyone leaving the party about driving home after drinking and then you drove home at 3 am wasted and totaled your car.

by Gonzo1966 June 8, 2016