A reference to the crotch of British actor Tom Hiddleston, also used as a vague unit of measurement to describe something abnormally large, or enormous.
I got such a large lady boner while watching Loki in The Avengers; it was like the hiddlescrotch of lady boners!
by Alexa D August 11, 2012
Get the Hiddlescrotch mug.Referring to that pant monster known as Tom Hiddleston's penis. Also known as Mjolner. Once one has caught an unmistakable glimpse of the Hiddlesconda (particularly prevalent in the movie Thor), it is a mathematical impossibility that one can stop staring at it.
"I went on the Internet and looked up Hiddlesconda."
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
by Hiddlesbatch Bitch January 27, 2014
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The Grinch is hideodorous.
by joribeth April 21, 2005
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by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
by Guyp3 January 24, 2013
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Sometimes the bite hider has no idea they will turn into a zombie and some times they do. Both are annoying.
Sometimes the bite hider has no idea they will turn into a zombie and some times they do. Both are annoying.
The pregnant woman in the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake was a "bite hider" - she was aided by her boyfriend in the deception. Her bite festered and she turned - AND - in turn, turned her unborn child into a zombie.
In Resident Evil Extinction (2007), L.J. Wayne (Mike Epps) hides the bite he receives and then turns AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Yep.
In Resident Evil Extinction (2007), L.J. Wayne (Mike Epps) hides the bite he receives and then turns AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Yep.
by Necropology May 1, 2012
Get the Bite Hider mug.Hidden Number Theory is the umbrella term for the mode of perception that allows the observer to extract the ‘hidden’ letters, words and numbers within letters, words, and numbers. The following examples will demonstrate the method behind this concept using the words Eight and Light as well as the letter O and number 0.
Example one
Eight, Light
In this example, we can observe how the word Light is seemingly ‘hidden’ within the word Eight. All we must do is remove the top arm and the centre crossbar of the E to reveal the ‘hidden’ L. Thus, the word Light appears. This example demonstrates both a hidden letter within a letter and a hidden word within a word.
Example two
word, crow
In this example, we can observe how the word crow is seemingly ‘hidden’ within the word, word. All we must do is remove the stem from the letter d to reveal the apparent ‘hidden’ c which reveals the letter combination worc. Next, we reverse this letter combination to reveal the seemingly ‘hidden’ word crow.
This methodology allows the user artistic licence to elaborate on this methodology and develop a sentence. For example, “There are eight bright lights” and “The crows work is in misguided words”.
Example three
O, 0
In this example, we can observe the similarities between the letters O and the number 0, in that they are both circular. Through the elaboration of this idea, the Cobain cipher was developed.
Example one
Eight, Light
In this example, we can observe how the word Light is seemingly ‘hidden’ within the word Eight. All we must do is remove the top arm and the centre crossbar of the E to reveal the ‘hidden’ L. Thus, the word Light appears. This example demonstrates both a hidden letter within a letter and a hidden word within a word.
Example two
word, crow
In this example, we can observe how the word crow is seemingly ‘hidden’ within the word, word. All we must do is remove the stem from the letter d to reveal the apparent ‘hidden’ c which reveals the letter combination worc. Next, we reverse this letter combination to reveal the seemingly ‘hidden’ word crow.
This methodology allows the user artistic licence to elaborate on this methodology and develop a sentence. For example, “There are eight bright lights” and “The crows work is in misguided words”.
Example three
O, 0
In this example, we can observe the similarities between the letters O and the number 0, in that they are both circular. Through the elaboration of this idea, the Cobain cipher was developed.
Hidden Number Theory was identified and defined by Steven McCreanor to demonstrate the logic behind the deliberate cryptogram STUVWX MC^234567.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 28, 2019
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