headache brain 

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.

“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”

headache brain by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022

12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008

convenient headache 

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

convenient headache by ZCMC March 30, 2009

mikegrain headache 

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

mikegrain headache by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

A Headache of 7th Graders 

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

A Headache of 7th Graders by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

Autotune Headache 

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010

Animus Headache

The headache following playing a video game for a long amount of time. This originates from the game Assassin's Creed II in which the main character is put into a machine called the Animus which allows him to relive the memories of ancestors and towards the end of the game, experiences some side effects such as headaches and hallucinations.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to a party tonight
Guy 2: Sorry dude, i just spent 8 hours straight playing MW2 and have the worst animus headache.

Animus Headache by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary January 29, 2010