handjob 

K BITCH I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF

A handjob says "I'm just doing this to be polite."

handjob by relates38752984732985798479238 November 22, 2010

handjob 

masturbating with hand

the village idiot was getting a handjob

handjob by Root January 20, 2003

handjob 

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

handjob by eddie May 13, 2005

handjob 

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

handjob by Jackroll April 22, 2006

handjob 

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

handjob by Rowdy Burns July 4, 2006

handjob 

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

or

Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!

handjob by m0012 April 27, 2008

handjob 

When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.

Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.

handjob by Laxer23 January 5, 2008