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The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
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My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.
by aaronha April 19, 2010
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A Hammond

a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."

"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
by Afrodesiak October 12, 2017
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The Hammond School

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃
by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020
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Regan Hammond

regan hammond once said that "zane tipitch isn't hot, he's cute"
by your_mothers_son November 9, 2022
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The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.
New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh
by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020
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Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.
Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.
by HopeKoala April 7, 2022
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John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.
You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.
by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017
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