Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
by Widney Coma August 31, 2019
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Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
by Widney Coma August 31, 2019
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Haitian Standard Time

About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.

In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!

Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!

Person 1: What?!

Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time

Person 1: Lol!
by Coicou August 01, 2011
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HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.
When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!
by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020
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Haitian Student Organization

A Temple University cultural organization that represents Haitian students. They hold great meetings and programs on Haitian culture. They show love to all other cultures and love to collaborate with other organizations.
Girl: You going to the Haitian Student Organization meeting today?
Boy: Of course! I gotta find out more about those Haitian people, I just LOVE their food.
by sweetychikc14 February 05, 2010
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Haitian Pimp

Is a pimp who's pimp hand starts at the waist swinging in an upward motion in order to raise his bitches spirits up when shes down.
Anna kept runing her mouth telling Shantel that Wago wasnt shit til Wago laid it down Like a Haitian pimp now Anna talks about wago like he is the best thing to come along since sliced bread
by Jean-Luc Jr. June 11, 2007
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Stank Haitian

Either an actual Haitian or somebody displaying extreme greediness or visiting a garage/yard sale
Hey can I have have some of that water?
NO
Wow, your a stank Haitian
by 24883415 May 23, 2012
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