Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

Bad hairline

Tim He

Tim He has a bad hairline

by Thatguystead March 4, 2022

jojo hairline

Something that not straight

Jay:have u seen jojo hairline

Josian: u mean that thing that not straight

by Whyisyougay June 23, 2021

Receding Hairline

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

by Harribalsach October 29, 2015

mcdonald's hairline

Word that means someone's hairline is wavy like the McDonald's logo

That dude got a McDonald's hairline

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

Cooper's Hairline

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have you seen Cooper's Hairline

by LachlanFanNumber1 January 8, 2019