Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 1, 2020

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by sexyafshawty June 8, 2021

Hovering the hairline

To insert a dick so deep in your throat that your lips are just above his public hair.

She had my dick so deep in her mouth , she was hovering the hairline.

by Ollie14 September 21, 2016

non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018

Alex's Hairline

Extinct

person1 where is Alex's Hairline
person2- I heard it's Extinct

by Anonymous05118 February 1, 2019

forehead and hairline

basic year 7s roasts

look at your forehead and hairline

by black bins June 25, 2019