The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
Get the Garett’s Hairlinemug. 
by Trey asscrack May 12, 2015
Get the Trey hairlinemug. One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.
Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.
Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.
Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.
by Harribalsach October 29, 2015
Get the Receding Hairlinemug. by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017
Get the mcdonald's hairlinemug. by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017
Get the Crooked hairlinemug. by LachlanFanNumber1 January 8, 2019
Get the Cooper's Hairlinemug.