Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Gronbon

Something extraordinary, was often used to describe outstanding stones. Nowadays, it is used just to express that something is crazy, or unbelievable.
Origin: Kavkaz areas

"Dude have you seen that gronbon lookin stone"
"How was your weekend?" - "Gronbron."

by Gronbonfan June 24, 2024

Grunion

The little balls of old toilet paper, that collect amongst your nethers; when proper wiping is made difficult.

That heifer Karen was ate up with an entire field of grunions. Talk about a wild harvest.

by Chaosfish November 22, 2025