Grasshopper

Slang for men's genitalia or penis.

Hey man! You got a packin' grasshopper!

by Golftiger21 December 30, 2023

Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024

Grasshopper

Grasshopper refers to someone who changes their viewpoint or opinion depending on who they are around at the time. This term comes from at latest the early 1900s. The reference is to the animal as they hop around to different positions on a topic based on who they're near.

- Bob is a big fan of freedom of movement when he's out protesting against the need for Visas.

- Bob is a loud supporter of tight immigration control when he's with his Republican friends.
- In polite society Bob is referred to as a Grasshopper.

by OhMartin January 20, 2025

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

Grasshopper love

When a man takes his index finger and thumb and places then on a another man's chest having the nipple inbetween the index finger and thumb. He then gently rolls his fingers back and forth on ethier side of the nipple causing immense pleasure

Alex was in shock from the grasshopper love Nathan gave him.

by Tom Geaslen December 19, 2005

Grasshopper Threesome

A first time threeway for one of the participants. One participant is the mentor.

Bruce has never had a threesome, he will be in agrasshopper threesome}.

by Bondage girl March 22, 2008