Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

Grasshopper love

When a man takes his index finger and thumb and places then on a another man's chest having the nipple inbetween the index finger and thumb. He then gently rolls his fingers back and forth on ethier side of the nipple causing immense pleasure

Alex was in shock from the grasshopper love Nathan gave him.

by Tom Geaslen December 19, 2005

Reverse grasshopper

During sex, after the guy cums he tries to bite the girls head off.

Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck

by Aj’ac January 10, 2021

The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.

When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

A Grasshopper Kiss

When a male is having sex with a girl while she is on her period and the male takes his condom off and slaps her across the face with it leaving a bloody mark on her face.

Did you hear what Deon did? He gave his girlfriend a Grasshopper Kiss

by InfernalSin September 7, 2010

Young Grasshopper

A term used when a person is being trained into thinking or doing something a different way.

Jacob is such a young grasshopper. He has broadened his mind and learned something new.

by hello.it's.me August 14, 2016