Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...
A = Good job! Keep up the good
work!
B = That'
s still good. But you can do better.
C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.
D = Uh oh, you need to step up your
game.
F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.
HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...
A+ = Average.
Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.
B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!
C =
Cut-YOU WILL GET
FUCKING CUT.
D =
DEATH. That's it.
F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.
Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.
Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm
beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.
"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU
DUMB-A-
ASS. GO DIE."
Sad face.
This example was made for humourous
people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U
