Grandad

1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa

( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets

4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask

The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 6, 2021

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

The grandad

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.

You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.

by Kcoda August 3, 2022

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

rudeboy grandad

A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.

Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"

by Colin John September 29, 2018

Grandad boy

a boy close to his grandad

He is the biggest grandad boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022