Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.
by Neveragrafter May 17, 2011
manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.
If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.
Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.
by russiansoldier July 20, 2014
Wasteful/dishonest/non-productive policies, behaviors, rewards, etc --- “graft and corruption” --- which are based on participants’ willingness/cooperation regarding sexual favors and/or dressing and acting provocatively, rather than recognizing or fostering one’s actual job-skills, honest dedication, or quality of workmanship.
Disgusted would-be client: That company totally SUX --- no expertise or caring whatsoever! Nothing but skin-graft in there!
by QuacksO December 7, 2011
A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.
I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!
I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.
I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.
by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 9, 2015
The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;
1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)
It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)
It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"
by Jdiddee May 23, 2016
by Seth creswells smegma April 28, 2021