Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug
1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."
by God May 28, 2003
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(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.
Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”
by GawkityGawk March 31, 2022
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Did you see nick dancing with those two bad bitches last night? He’s such a goon!
by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019
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Commonly used to discribe a scary looking Nigga or Niggas. Orginating in Central Florida
"Damn that goon over there looks like he just killed a couple mother fuckers."
by Young Jay Weezy November 20, 2008
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A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal.

Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true.

Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal.
"Everybody Goons until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies

"Car full of Goons and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these Goons out lurkin" -plies

A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"
by FLA91 December 26, 2010
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"Do you know Ashley?"

"No, that girls such a goon"
by maha1234567 February 26, 2010
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+ bag, Something Damo pissed in
Oi dont look at me im pissing in tha goonbag.
by Swineth July 19, 2003
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