googlestalk

verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don't really know by doing a variety of searches in Google.

"Dude, I had such a crush on her, I even did a googlestalk on her. It turned out she was on a herpes support message board. Fuck that, man"

by NinaOdell January 17, 2009

googlite

A person who works for, wants to work for, or greatly admires the company or search engine Google.

Mike uses Google for everything, and refuses to use anything else, he is such a googlite.

The room was filled with hundreds of googlites, all waiting to speak with the representatives from Google.

by jmil1080 January 3, 2012

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008

Google it

When you need to find something (word definition, restaurants, dentists, doctors, hair dressers, car dealers.... list goes on and on) and don't know where to look for so the first place to go is Google.com. You can almost be certain to find some kind of answer. Can be used in any tense (present, past, past present, future)

I just don't know where to get that really good hair spray Kelly had, so I am just going to Google it.

by urban it December 16, 2009

Googleation

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

GOOGLE IT

A meaningless phrase used to insult an opponent in backyard games “Cornhole, Polish horseshoes, etc”

During a game of polish horseshoes I scored 3 points. I then shouted “GOOGLE IT”

by Tew July 24, 2018

GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.

"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.

by thedozer March 11, 2007