good morning and god bless 

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

good morning and god bless by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless 

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

Good morning and god bless by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

Good morning and God Bless 

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

Good morning and God Bless by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

Good Morning and God Bless by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018

I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today

good morning and god bless by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

Good Morning and God Bless by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

Good morning and God bless 

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

Good morning and God bless by BambooSteen May 23, 2018