gonker

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").

"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"

by freddy46 January 8, 2019

Gonger

A very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.

Uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.

by Psmithy January 13, 2011

Gonker

A slur or contemptuous term for a goose.

This fucking gonker just chased me all the way back to Vandy!

by mandersono June 19, 2018

Gonners

An individual that is going to be subject to harsh consequences due to something they have either said or done.

Person 1: "I haven't revised for the test, mate!"
Person 2: "You're gonners, lad!"

by Drewwy310 November 10, 2010

gonersurphilitus

when someone rubs their balls across your eye during t-bag position & infects your eye

ah bro you gave me gonersurphilitus from last night ..

by Dylnator January 14, 2018

gonnermearmsandleggies

All your arms and legs are gone.

Oh yeah nah he's gonnermearmsandleggies.

by Snoutwarrior June 17, 2021

Gonner

He’s a character from ‘Daddy I’m a zombie’ a 2012 movie. He’s also very hot.

Person 1: Hey have you seen daddy I’m a zombie?

Person 2: Yea! Gonner is my favourite character!

by elliot.c0s July 29, 2021