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Gobby Peanuts 

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
“That girl’s quite hot... I might talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
Gobby Peanuts by lifeofpib April 13, 2021

Gobby git 

An ignorant person always yapping and thinking there in an edit
Pers1: They’re always badmouthing someone
Pers2: yeah i know, they’re such a gobby git
Gobby git by AwesomeGuyy March 20, 2024

Arse gobby 

Eating, licking, kissing or any other mouth action focused on a person's anus. (Eating arse or rimming).
Its been weeks since she's let me give her a good arse gobby.
Arse gobby by Flukemonster February 14, 2019

Virtual Gobby 

When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.
"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"
Virtual Gobby by bombers1829 April 26, 2010

Green Gobby-lin 

When a woman engages in oral sex with a man whilst having a green ghost drop in her mouth.
Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'

Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'

Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
Green Gobby-lin by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012

gooba gobby 

Where you cum onto a girls stomach then dip your lips into it then proceed to make out with her.
Oh boy, last night I sure gave her a good gooba gobby
gooba gobby by Mobert Ross April 20, 2018