bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

Michigan Goatee

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee

michigan goatee, poop face, shit stain,

by jenturner10 August 21, 2008

Arabian Goatee

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


*Note
This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.

Tom gave that ginger boy an Arabian Goatee as a lasting and delicous reminder of one hell of a night.

by Fudgepaker March 16, 2009

GOATDEEP

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by SEXYBUNDHA.CA May 19, 2023

ball goatee

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

That old mans nuts look like a ball goatee.

by Kaaseeyyy November 9, 2014

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016