Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008