by g-reg 11 February 1, 2011
Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.
by Ihateyourfacedaily85 January 23, 2015
by attnsacgonflable January 15, 2009
Someone who has their mouth wide open, staring at nothing. Can also be associated with a dumb look on the face
by mosnooopy March 10, 2008
Nut Gnats. Real or imagined itchy insects/bites a man scratches for hours through his crotch clothing most often while relaxing, watching TV or hanging on the couch with his girlfriend.
Girl: "why are you playing with your balls just sitting here watching TV". Guy: "Just scratching my nut gnat bites honey".
by MbyDesign October 3, 2018
When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.
Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.
Cindy: thanks mom!
Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.
Cindy: thanks mom!
Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.
by Mickey05 April 18, 2009
by Chewbacca0901 August 28, 2006