Gingervitis

An affliction where a person is really attracted to redheads.

Joe really has a thing for redheads, he's got a serious case of gingervitis.

by the_eradicator April 11, 2021

gingeritious

A very contagious disease that gingers carry.

The ginger spread the gingeritious all over the world.

by Billrythescienceguy March 7, 2017

Gingervitis

A disease that when your skin pigment goes apeshit and your skin goes uncolored, turning white and having an incredible amount of freckles all over your body and especially on your face. The disease also affects your hair colour turning it into an orange-gold or orange-brown colour. Small childrens are affected by this disease when they have a lack of a soul, especially when they were melestered in their youth .

Ginger Kids must avoid excessive sun rays contact as they're skin is extremly sensitive. They must put a mass amount of suncream before going swimming or other activities.

60% of Ginger kids also gets brain deficienties and have low amount of maturity and are lunatic. Other 30% is good.

People who suffered Gingervitis, Like Ron Howard and Shaun White were the 2 people who have done great things in life. I don't know any others.

by ThunderBlog March 16, 2010

gingervitus

A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive.

Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!
Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince.

by mofee July 29, 2009

gingervitus

The condition of being ginger. Usually hereditary. The only way to stop the epidemic is to stop their procreation but due to their typical hidiousness they don't tend to get laid anyway

Poor cunt he has gingervitus

by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

Gingervitus

A genetic condition that causes one to have red hair, pale skin and frekkles

I have Gingervitus.

by CritterMan April 27, 2010

Gingervitus

An incurable , chronic disease. Symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases OCD.Only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls.

Ex 1:
Mike:"Dude is gingervitus an std?"

Doug:"Nah bro you can only catch it if you get bit by one"

by Ginger Harlot December 7, 2011