Ghost Cut

When a person leaves without saying a word and then later claims that they had something important to do when in reality they had nothing to do but just wanted to leave without saying goodbye.

Friend 1: Did anyone see where Danny went?
Friend 2: I just got a text from him saying, "Gotta go man, you know got shit to do, UHH."
Friend 3: Damn, he just ghost cut.

by needgoodharvest April 14, 2011

Ghost Cousin

Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.

Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.

by Fu man chu July 8, 2009

ghost dome

using up and down hand motions, facial expressions, and sometimes sexual noises to indicate that there is an invisible person giving you a blowjob

Dude I was getting some serious ghost dome last night on the couch.

by the vulture February 22, 2014

Ghostecrack

Ghostemanes butt crack.

Ahhhhhhh I saw the ghostecrack

by Ghostecrack January 1, 2018

ghost shit

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

by MadHat December 17, 2004

ghostandemonhunter

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.

"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL December 1, 2019

Ghost quit

The practice of an employee ceasing to work at their job without formally resigning so that the employer continues to pay them regardless of their having quit.

Example: By the end of Bill de Blasio’s mayoral term the police officers of New York City had all ghost quit the NYPD. They could only be found clustered in large, useless and ineffective groups, and only in the few remaining safe haven neighborhoods with their heads buried in their phones scrolling through TikTok. Despite the city's precipitous decline into normalized criminal anarchy, New York City tax payers continued to pay the police officers because they had all cleverly ghost quit.

by Nero's lyre May 1, 2023