Literally the shittest circlejerk the world has ever seen. With an amazing fanbase of 5 year olds who can't talk to people in real life and 30 year olds who live in their parents basement, there's no lack of pedophilia and gambling addiction, which is only aided by how shit this game is.
30 year old virgin without a job: "I love genshin impact!"
Anyone with braincells: "I am going to dump 300 kilograms of liquid bromine into you via enema and violently masturbate as your screams of pain ring out while your body dissolves at a rapid rate"
Anyone with braincells: "I am going to dump 300 kilograms of liquid bromine into you via enema and violently masturbate as your screams of pain ring out while your body dissolves at a rapid rate"
by asiwaritXR March 23, 2022
A game where people cry and lose their 50/50 to their fictional characters and sell their house to play that game while being a whale also a game where people fear grass in game and in real life
by keqingballsisg@y August 16, 2022
A very common cause for homelessness and crippling debt. Many people that have been experiencing this will also never be seen outside.
Normal Person: “Why are you asking for more money? This is the third time this week!”
Genshin Player: “Sorry, but Nahida’s banner is in like three days and I can’t miss out on her..”
Normal Person: “What is wrong with you?!”
Genshin Player: I play Genshin Impact”
Genshin Player: “Sorry, but Nahida’s banner is in like three days and I can’t miss out on her..”
Normal Person: “What is wrong with you?!”
Genshin Player: I play Genshin Impact”
by Nilou Venti October 30, 2022
"A game made for the filthy, hentai watchers who want to spend some cash or just burn their entire wallet over some anime girl drawings and and a 3D version of them. This game has shown to have a definitely not toxic community that definitely does not complain over wrong skin colors on a drawing on Twitter, and definitely not a community that only speaks in their own lingo.
According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.
If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.
Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."
According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.
If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.
Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."
youtuber: "this video is sponsored by an incredible game, genshin impact-"
person 1: what happened?????
person 2: he died
person 1: why?
person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*
Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.
person 1: what happened?????
person 2: he died
person 1: why?
person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*
Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.
by yurusitaka February 10, 2022
The game that has potential to be better had it not been for the gacha. Then again we also have peeps who are sensitive as fuck due to being unable to take an opinion. Supposedly, I say that the game could use some quality of life changes, there will be white knights defending it as usual.
Need i say more, it's trash but peeps refuse to admit it. Genshin impact isn't that great of a game.
by OMGihategachagamesaton January 6, 2022
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
Man: I just started playing genshin impact
Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?
Man: Don’t you have money?
Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!
Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc
Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.
Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!
Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?
Man: Don’t you have money?
Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!
Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc
Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.
Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!
by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022