Schrödinger's Gay

A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.

G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.

by Lolelolelole (Shakira) June 26, 2021

that’s gay

When someone try’s to show you emotions and has you feeling all sensitive like a babyback bitch and has you feeling kinda bitchish

Her:babe when are you going to open up to me and show me how you really feel?

Me:that’s gay,why would I express how tf I feel,go see Jerome down the block for all that emotional shit cause homie don’t play that

by Pychodelic george June 14, 2019

Gay Fox's

A furry that see hiself as a fox that is gay.

He is such a gay fox .

I am a furry that is a gay Fox's.

by AssFox420 October 10, 2020

The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021

Gay A's

A report card in which the student recieved A's in every subject except for one. Like "straight" A's, but gay. Get it? Hahahaha!!

If I had just turned in that one fuckin assignment, I wouldn't have gay A's!!

by GoodReligion July 24, 2008

Gay Man’s Chin Rest

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.

Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

by Zoltronix1972 May 23, 2023

Gay Man's Paradox

If a man who is gay who identifies as a woman and likes MEN meets a woman who is a lesbian who identifies as a man who likes WOMEN get into a relationship, would it be gay or straight? for a heterosexual relationship involves a party with the opposite sex. Thus creating the current state of the Gay Man's Paradox.

Quinn and Joshandra are in a relationship, They are both gay and lesbian which creates the gay man's paradox

by bresandra coleshmito chour qui March 5, 2026