My girlfriend gave it to me

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006

Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.

Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.

by True_L April 30, 2006

I gave it up for lent

One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.

"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom

by Coooooook March 26, 2011

he gave me life

He was "Everything!"

That guy was so gorgeous, he gave me life! to die for

by ALARMALARM July 18, 2017

Gave him a vitamin shot.

blow job, bj.

She (He) gave him a vitamin shot.

by rpithma September 12, 2011

Gave dat bit malaria

When ur dick hits the back of her throat and she gets strep.

U got head bro?
Yea it hit that back of her throat... and that's how I gave dat bit malaria.

by Hung eye October 24, 2019