When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.
by Toadaron March 2, 2011
Get the Judy Garland cocktailmug. (1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
Get the Garland’s Law of Toiletsmug. Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
by dr scott March 4, 2004
Get the marshall wayne garlandmug. a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!
by scott garland December 9, 2012
Get the dixie day orozco garlandmug. Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps
by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023
Get the Sue Garlandmug. by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016
Get the it's garlandmug. A absolute beast at COD, and almost any other FPS game. Will dominate you in game and in bed. (Only women)
by GOKUSOLOSFICTION November 23, 2021
Get the korey garlandmug.