Garkin

formally known as gherkin, a garkin is a slurred impared version of the stiff tasting green vegetable. commonly asscoiated with Gargamel from the smurfs. A delightful memory of yesteryear for the Pak N Save gang of the year 2000-2001. The pukled garkin AKA pickled gherkin

Your garkin up the wrong tree bro. Its.....the pukled garkin. you man that dude is garkin as. watch out smurfette gargamel has a pukled garkin. any body know what time it is? its garkin time!! azrael get out of the mince. watch out its phantom dave and the flying spoon. Sorry Tom its time for the garkin report

by azrael7 May 13, 2010

Garkie

someone who worships Mark Zuckerberg and Gary the snail, and any other non female related populus.

We love to hang with this Garkie we know, it always ends up a naughty but good time.

by Ron Rollalope October 6, 2020

Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan July 16, 2016

garkein

Someone of extreme nerdity. Strong body odour and plays runescape.

What a twat, what a garkein!

by John Stansfield December 23, 2006

Garky

Crazy, Mental, Strange, Weird

"Candi is so garky!"

"That guy is just garky..."

"You're garky!"

by Fame < Infamy August 20, 2007

Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.

"gark gark gark" - garking

by jesterrr September 28, 2011

Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully July 17, 2016